Probably not the smartest thing to do while drunk but it sure was fun and you know that at some point you’ve more than likely thought about doing this yourself.
-justin with a j
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“It’s not bulimia if you have a stomach full of alcohol”
A tale of two destiny’s intertwined by one uniquely unified focus.
Starring: Mike and Justin.
Dedicated to one of my best friends, whose bathroom is where filming took place. Your a good sport T. Love you bro!
It’s not often that I realize how obnoxious and annoying I can be while intoxicated or even in sobriety for that matter. While roaming the streets we stumbled upon this gentlemen who looked interesting enough, well dressed elderly and sitting on a bench at near 2 A.M. in Manhattan. He reminded me of Robert Losier so I approached him and attempted to have some sort of non confrontational conversation which ended up sounding more like an interrogation. I give him a lot of credit though as it took a while before he reached his breaking point.
-justin with a “j”
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My good buddy Mike (Not Pottyboy, an altogether completely different Mike) has the bad habit of just dozing off in random places after a long night of drinking at the bars. This has landed him in a number of precarious situations and made him the victim of numerous pranks most of which were never caught on tape until now. So one night we were out drinking and there was a diner across the street from the bar we were at so we decided to grab a meal before heading in. Mike didn’t even make it past the waitress bringing him coffee. I made the best of my surroundings as would Macgyver and managed to document my prank with a little help from the diner staff. Enjoy!
-justin with a “j”
We here at Pottyboy sure do love our share of “toilet humor” but I (Justin with a j) would like to take this opportunity to reveal to you my tender and more romantic side. I have decided to share with everyone some of my innermost thoughts which come in the form of a series of Haikus that I wrote while backpacking through Tibet during the two years that I spent working with the Peace Corps… …But on a more serious note, yes we here at Pottyboy sure do love us some videos, but then again who doesn’t? Video is the most powerful medium to date by which to creatively express thoughts and ideas. Movies are based on stories and stories are written. I have written a short story and decided to share it as I have been hiding from my writings for the last two plus years.
Call it a change of pace? Call me a moron? Call my story, “Moriarty, Rooster, 1996″:
Justin cried for this to be put up, and I do hate to see a man cry. So since he is turning 30 very soon, I figured this was the least I could do. This video won me first place at my Univerisity’s Film Festival, and it is what it is. Lets just say it is very hard for me to watch now, but I have no shame in showing my early works nor do I care about embarrassing myself. Enjoy!
The Trailer:
The film Part 1:
The film Part 2:
The Gag Reel
Flashback to 2001.
Badly cut, poorly paced, weakly executed. Shitty editing at its finest hour.
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We filmed the whole thing back in September of 2001 linearly in just under three hours, and the entire script was made up as we went along. This film was 100% improv’d by Justin. Me? I was just the cameraman with a demented idea and a freshly pirated copy of Final Cut 2.0.
Believe it or not the original premise was just to take this two way radio that I “borrowed” from my job, and hang it out the window of Justin’s car and film it as he sped down the Long Island Expressway. Well we strayed a bit from that plan.
I don’t want to ruin it for anyone so I won’t get into details, but I would like to point out that my parents were actually entertaining house guests for the day while we filmed this thing entirely inside and outside of my house.
Offensive? Maybe to some. Worth posting? Probably not. Funny? Guess that depends on what makes you laugh. At a time where people obsess over celebrity sex tapes and crappy MTV reality shows, this video isn’t any worse than a controversial Miley Cyrus photo shoot. The girl didn’t even show her goods on camera, get over it America.
-Pottyboy
I would like to start by saying that bowling is NOT! and I repeat NOT!!! a sport. It’s more like a children’s game that somehow managed to evolve into a white-trash pass-time that provides otherwise completely non-athletic people with a fleeting sense of athleticism. But every once in a while I will find myself in a situation (usually involving a girl) where against my better judgment I end up inside of a bowling alley. This time I decided to make the best of it. I already know what most of you will say, “This has already been done before!” or “Jackass…blah blah blah…” Well it hasn’t been done by me, and I thoroughly enjoyed doing this all the while watching the disgusted expressions worn by those who actually consider bowling to be a sport. As a result I am no longer welcome at the bowling alley in which this was filmed. Someone call me a Wahhhmbulance I think I’m gonna cry.
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-justin with a jjjjjjj (The first 6 j’s are silent)
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